Lesbian Stripper Cop

Jun 04

fsteaks:

by ~farv

Oh starry queen of my heart.

fsteaks:

by ~farv

Oh starry queen of my heart.

(via esbatty)

Alright.

Alright.

(Source: thetrueawesum, via lesbianz)

communistsextips:

marxmaterialized:

Remember that corseted Trotsky I mentioned I drew?
Here you go.
Because yolo.

I think I need a moment.


In Soviet Russia, I’m so turned on right now.

communistsextips:

marxmaterialized:

Remember that corseted Trotsky I mentioned I drew?

Here you go.

Because yolo.

I think I need a moment.

In Soviet Russia, I’m so turned on right now.

(via mashapotato)

rosalarian:

What if you found the girl of your dreams? What if, just as it seemed you were going to live happily ever after, you found out she was literally the girl “of your dreams”? What if you woke up? Would you do like Fiona, and go back into the Dream World, navigating through a surreal land of monsters and tyrants? What if “It was all just a dream” wasn’t the twist ending, but just the beginning? 
Such is the premise of “YU+ME: dream”, a webcomic I created 10 years ago, started drawing 8 years ago, and finished 2 years ago, with a total of 847 pages. It uses a multitude of art styles and mediums, including watercolors, vector, and even clay puppets. Sometimes it’s silly, sometimes it’s scary, sometimes it’s romantic, sometimes it’s an adventure. It can be read online at http://yume-comic.com.
June 18th is “YU+ME Day”, the day I both started and ended the comic, six years apart. In commemoration, I am doing a giveaway!
The Prize: A set of the comics, in paperback form, 6 volumes. Volumes 1-3 are in black and white, volumes 4-6 are in color. All volumes include bonus comics not found online. All of them signed.
To Win: Reblog this post. A winner will be chosen by a random number generator. Your ask box must be open so I can contact you and obtain your address. You must live in a country where it is legal to receive the books. Due to the LGBT content and (very brief, non graphic) nudity, many countries won’t let them through customs, so check with yours, first.
Winner will be chosen on June 18th at 11:59pm.

o.o

rosalarian:

What if you found the girl of your dreams? What if, just as it seemed you were going to live happily ever after, you found out she was literally the girl “of your dreams”? What if you woke up? Would you do like Fiona, and go back into the Dream World, navigating through a surreal land of monsters and tyrants? What if “It was all just a dream” wasn’t the twist ending, but just the beginning?

Such is the premise of “YU+ME: dream”, a webcomic I created 10 years ago, started drawing 8 years ago, and finished 2 years ago, with a total of 847 pages. It uses a multitude of art styles and mediums, including watercolors, vector, and even clay puppets. Sometimes it’s silly, sometimes it’s scary, sometimes it’s romantic, sometimes it’s an adventure. It can be read online at http://yume-comic.com.

June 18th is “YU+ME Day”, the day I both started and ended the comic, six years apart. In commemoration, I am doing a giveaway!

The Prize: A set of the comics, in paperback form, 6 volumes. Volumes 1-3 are in black and white, volumes 4-6 are in color. All volumes include bonus comics not found online. All of them signed.

To Win: Reblog this post. A winner will be chosen by a random number generator. Your ask box must be open so I can contact you and obtain your address. You must live in a country where it is legal to receive the books. Due to the LGBT content and (very brief, non graphic) nudity, many countries won’t let them through customs, so check with yours, first.

Winner will be chosen on June 18th at 11:59pm.

o.o

(via shesmoved-on)

Oh Look I Said “Shitty” Five Times In A Single Post

Ugh So I Downloaded One Of Those Really Shitty Lingerie Armor Mods

Not to use obv. But just look at how the light hits the thighs. That is what we call “really shitty texture work.” I was overcome with morbid curiosity. I had to find out for myself JUST HOW SHITTY the textures actually are.

My god you guise they are shitty.

Look at the specular map (spec map determines how shiny it is; pure white is full shine, pure black is no shine… it’s usually a greyscale version of the main texture with the contrast hiked up so that metal is lighter and cloth and stuff are darker)

Yup, you’re seeing that correctly. It’s a 2048² block of 255,255,255 white-ass pixels. Which is why the thighs in the image have that nasty saran-wrap shine.

I’d post the normal map too, because it’s really bad, but I am too tired to describe in detail WHY it’s so bad, so just trust me.

This is what I do at 3:30AM. I really wish I could leave a comment saying “don’t mind my download, I just did it so I could publicly bitch about how shitty your work is,” but I think I would get banned.

gingerbreadcat:

aintasuperhero:

wow a kawaii

shit! This is really cute! ;_____;

Ohai Korrasami!

gingerbreadcat:

aintasuperhero:

wow a kawaii

shit! This is really cute! ;_____;

Ohai Korrasami!

(Source: brumous, via isabelaismyhomegirl)

Jun 03

skyrimconfessions:

 I overheard Haelga trying to buy a leather harness. When pressed on why she needed one, she said it was a “religious thing.” I’m still laughing.
http://skyrimconfessions.tumblr.com/

skyrimconfessions:

 I overheard Haelga trying to buy a leather harness. When pressed on why she needed one, she said it was a “religious thing.” I’m still laughing.

http://skyrimconfessions.tumblr.com/

:3

:3

(Source: 143l-o-v-e, via top-hat-snail)

FML

ava-marx:

Ava Marx: Zero to Slutty in 2.0 Vodka Tonics

And it’s not even noon!