January 2012
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Wouldn't Connor be a gas at an Orlesian party?
onlytowardschaos:
aka, MOTA dialogue Jules has never heard before because Jules has never played red Hawke before!
Hawke: ”I’m…mingling. I suppose we should talk.”
Teagan: ”That sounds eerily similar to something my nephew would say.”
Eeeee, the number of implications contained in that one bit of dialogue! (Connor as the angry young mage lacking social graces, with no patience and no time...
December 2011
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My Sister Is A...
Neutral Good Human Bard (4th Level)
Ability Scores: Strength- 13 Dexterity- 13 Constitution- 14 Intelligence- 14 Wisdom- 9 Charisma- 12
Alignment: Neutral Good- A neutral good character does the best that a good person can do. He is devoted to helping others. He works with kings and magistrates but does not feel beholden to them. Neutral good is the best alignment you can be because it...
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Ugly noses in videogames
lenimph:
Lauren rawr says uhg that fucking nose;zelda your nose is as ugly as tallis’- possibly worse Maggerz8D says oh god don’t make me choose
Vidya game need more Jews!
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Got Another Missing E Warning
I don’t know what tumblr’s beef is, but I may be bludgeoned into giving up the erection extension just to get tumblr to leave me alone.
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mashapotato:
Tumblr iphone app is not made for humans ughh
I don’t think it’s really “made” at all. That implies a modicum of effort, the results of which just aren’t there.
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i go away for a whole day. . .
onlytowardschaos:
missl0nelyhearts:
skyelinepigeon:
missl0nelyhearts:
and come back to find out that people REALLY don’t like it when you use the wrong possessive form on a character’s name.
i think we should add it to anders’ manifesto…
this image is now my desktop background.
potentially forever.
it must look AWFULLY pixel-tastic!
(the honest truth is that i can see how it...
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Tumblr Has Told Me To Stop Using Missing E...
…TWICE. It really doesn’t want me using it. Even the characterization of it as a “browser hack” seems designed to scare. No, tumblr, it’s an extension. An erection, even. It’s only because you’re so uselessly flaccid that I need third-party support. And I already told you I was going to keep using it. I even checked your little box. So why are you asking...
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The difference between straight girls and lesbians...
mashapotato:
mesmerizedish:
tastefully-female:
Straight girl: Baby, I got my period!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lesbian: Baby……I got my period………………..
Okay, I posted this from my phone, and it got fucked up. Then I tried to edit it, and it got even more fucked up.
Anyway, I said that menstruation has never been an impediment to sex for me. If it is for you, then you’re a whiny nancy.
Also it...
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The difference between straight girls and lesbians...
tastefully-female:
Straight girl: Baby, I got my period!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lesbian: Baby……I got my period………………..
Okay, I posted this from my phone, and it got fucked up. Then I tried to edit it, and it got even more fucked up.
Anyway, I said that menstruation has never been an impediment to sex for me. If it is for you, then you’re a...
Reblog if you're willing to answer publicly...
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If I Had A Pesterchum Handle...
…it would be gnosticGynoid.
Choose your own possibly realistic adventure
shitmystudentswrite:
People can do essentially anything and, on top of that, can choose to be a different race and experience a possibly realistic or unrealistic sense of what it is like to be of a different ethnicity.
Guise, I’m Asian today. Lay off the jokes.
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Ava Marx: just saying →
ava-marx:
abellandapomegranate:
You’re not “pre-everything” if you’ve already told yourself the truth. You’ve already done the hardest part.
I used to tell myself this repeatedly a few months ago when I was still starting; there’s definitely something to be said for each forward step one takes, no…
I’ve never actually been an observer *during* someone’s transition....
mashapotato:
Sleepin on a couch Cause i’m a rebel
Also ‘cause I took the bed.
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Guise I Am Living The LIFE
Got some ramen, leftover ricotta, some Argentinian malbec, and vidya games.
THE LIFE is being lived here tonight. I am living ALL OF THE lives.
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it loads just fine
mspandrew:
if it doesn’t load
step 1: don’t panic
step 2: refresh (ctrl+shift R)
step 3: if that doesn’t work, try again a little later, but not 100 times per minute. that’s counterproductive.
It does load just fine.
Where doing it. Where making it happen.
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ava-marx says venn diagrams
upsettingshorts:
ava-marx: re: my butt plug post, i wonder what a venn diagram would look like combining “people who use butt plugs” and “people who wear cuff links”
upsettingshorts: Republicans
Guise I seriously can’t breathe here.
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Just Tried To Play Dead Space
Me after five minutes.
I cannot play this game, even in broad daylight in the middle of the afternoon. $10 wasted.
Are you human? No...I'm Quality Rachni!: Put a /... →
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Well, it’s official. I’m surrounded by children.
Terrifying,...
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Double-entendre Theatre With Ish
mashapotato:
hohoho
inow i got pretty little apple keyboard instead of stupid huge old one
mistypings inevitable
You fingersmith, you.
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mashapotato asked: Tag, you’re it! Here are the rules: Each tagged person must post ten things about themselves. You have to choose and tag ten people. Go to their blogs and tell them you tagged them. No tag backs.
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I Had Another Dream Guise
So many of those lately!
This one was actually about tumblr. Ipgd was engaging some people who were being irrational about incest. It was so hot.
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