cyankeet:

Nunnery for mesmerizedish

the cactus on the right looks like a penis

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killallstraightmen:

sometimes i accidentaly think about straight people and i cry myself to sleep

same :(

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seeing a character on a television show and thinking “hey I own that tie”

The best part about reading up on Latin is the presence (and sensibility) of such glorious phrases as “theory of cum-constructions.”

RVDE

MATER TVA FVIT RVDIS HERI VESPERI

this kid in my roman history class is just so incredibly rude

Does the ‘Belt of Vigor’ come with any, uh… attachments?
the Tiefling and only girl of the group after discovering some treasure with “potentially sexy applications” (via outofcontextdnd)
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I like the metaphysics of ppl being forgotten
tumblr user cyankeet

sigh

obama

sounds legit